The pretend I don’t see you and walk the other direction. The pretend I don’t see you whip out my cell phone and talk. The pretend I don’t remember who you really are but I want to date you. The pretend I don’t remember you cause I’m jealous my bf is talking to you. The pretend I don’t remember you cause I feel you are better looking The pretend I don’t see you but actually I do and feel awkward that we made eye contact so I turn around and walk away. The pretend i care…….but really I don’t fucking care. The pretend I care what is going on with your nazi gf and you The pretend it matters to me how well you and your gf is doing. The pretend it matters to me when your gfs curfew is. The pretend it matters what you are doing.
It sure feels as though you 2 hofackers are married caused boy oh boy are you annoying the shiz outta me! I haven’t blogged in a while probably cause I’m just fat and lazy among other reasons. So we have this married couple in our group of friends and let me tell you their relationship is straight from HS musical. Let me give you some examples! Example 1: these 2 hofackers talk as though they are one united person. We are out! We are coming! We won’t be attending. I get it you fackers ! Example 2: they act a certain way to each other. Ohhh honey come here ohhh baby I’m coming now. Jesus buddy…..do that in your bedroom. Example 3. They talk in our group like they have a better relationship then all of us. 4 years with my girl and boy my experiences own yours. Married couple gtfo!
Story 1: Brother rev jackon preacher at the holy grail trinity blessing pentacostal church has a daughter named Latoya Fatisha Jackson. Latoya has round booty, thick lips and wide hips. Now Latoya is a freak a deak and she is down right weird. What kinda black mamba doesn’t want to date the rev jacksons daughter. Here is the issue she doesn’t date cause she is tooo weird. So there is this guy that comes along ….his name is Carlos Guiermo Gomez Jr. Jr Gomez is mad in love with Latoya but what kinda rev brother is going to let his bootylicious daughter date a Latino????
So a very wise man by the name of Omar Mustapha Hamir Singh told his friend Haliff Rapinder laden that it was not the right time for him to move in with his stuck up gf Balpreet Jazminder Pooshaf. The wise man told them they are moving too fast and it could be catastrophic for their relationship. But they didn’t listen and they decided to move in together and making butter chicken and rice pudding. Another friend by the name of Sanjeep Hasminder Abudalah believes that Haliff is not happy with his situation, but does not know how to deal with it. The wise Omar Mustapha Hamir Singh says be happy and prosper like the flowing wind.
A little boy named Pablo Estevan Hernando Gomez does not what her sexy mammasita to leave on her trip to the Fiji Islands. Pablo a real woman lover is tender and caring, but he is retarded in the ways of love. Pablo can’t stand the fact that his mammasita is so needy and they keep breaking up over and over again. Mammasita is a gold digger she loves the golden nuggets. Pablo is whippppppped and mammasita knows this….so she abuses the system. The end Unique dirty burrito
so today i find out my firiend cannot see his gurlfliend. and i ask why not? i like to see my gurlfriend all the time. she love to see me and i love to see her. plain and simple we go out and we have lots fun! i like lots fun! so what do you do when you dont see your gurlfriend. you can ask her to come out and play? anyway today i say to my friend you get yourself a new gurlfriend so you can be happy and go out wiph her.
In response to Chringrish man X3 - you must take your life by the ballsacs and massage them carefully and gently. Only then will you propser and be wise in the ways of life.
So here is the issue is the most fob out english accent ever. Should go to vacration or no go to vracation?? I don’t know what to do cause no one tell me or giver me good advrise. It is like I’m a cocanut and I can’t bleak myselph opren. She tella me no go, but wreally I so confusrused abouTo lifphew. Prease tell me if I should grow or not??? Yes-ter-day I talk wiph my fwiends and they say you go. So today I make upu my mind and I say why no go and hape soo much phuns!!!
your logic ….. A bit lacking but I will give you the benefit of the doubt your intention is good. Actually no you are going to pop her cherry. So this is what you should actually do….pop her cherry and make her lie. Good you are learning.
I will call this post—————-dont be a biatch Why are people such harry hoes when it comes to friendship? Am I bad friend that I deserve you to be a bad friend bad? No…..I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure we can all find new friends at anytime. I believe it is time to cut certain people because generally your advice sucks and you would never go out of your way for me. Ok thanks goodbye.
Middle aged women need to learn to stfu when they are on the train. Nobody cares about your weekend and nobody cares what pair of jeans you bought at holt. Some people actually enjoy relaxing on the train so please simmer the eff down! Ok so I’m a bit angry so I need to talk about my friends retarded situations. So Pablo tells me he is dating thus girl that can’t EVER go out. So tell me what are you dating and girl you like in theory. This better work out for you or I’m cutting your balls off.
